I’m the Sconz!

I just took this quiz that is supposed to figure out what “state you are.” I answered as honestly as possible.

You’re Wisconsin!
You are perhaps the cheesiest person alive. You like ’80’s music, posing for photographs, fastballs, cartoon cheetahs, and real mice. You want to have a cow, man. You have been known to do the Forrest Gump shrimp routine with the word “cheese” replacing “shrimp”. Once in a while, beer will supplement your diet of unending cheese. Deep down, though, you’d prefer to drink fermented cheese.

Granted, I may have to re-think the question they asked me about government.