I just took this quiz that is supposed to figure out what “state you are.” I answered as honestly as possible.
You are perhaps the cheesiest person alive. You like ’80’s music, posing for photographs, fastballs, cartoon cheetahs, and real mice. You want to have a cow, man. You have been known to do the Forrest Gump shrimp routine with the word “cheese” replacing “shrimp”. Once in a while, beer will supplement your diet of unending cheese. Deep down, though, you’d prefer to drink fermented cheese.
Granted, I may have to re-think the question they asked me about government.