No sexual bending


“When dancing back to front, all dancers must remain upright – no sexual bending is allowed,” the policy reads. “Examples are, no hands on knees, and no hands on the dance floor with your buttocks touching your dance partner. There will be no touching of the breasts, buttocks or genitals. There will be no straddling of each others’ legs.”

New dance rules for students at Union Grove High School.

Back in the good old days, you’d take your steady girl to the prom, dance the jitter bug for a half hour and then go conceive your first born in the back seat of your dad’s car. These days you stay on the dance floor as long as possible, desperately trying to simulate sex with every girl in your graduating class before midnight. Less STDs, more variety and many more orgasms.

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4 Responses to “No sexual bending”

  1. Emily Says:

    This seems like the only logical response.

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    Yes!The intercourse timing is the key factor to choose the gender of your baby. But I don’t think that the chinese baby calendar is very useful to pick the gender of your baby.( Baby Gender Planning Center could predict your ‘Special Days’ accurately.You can give a try.All the best.

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