Can’t wait to try heroin


Now that the Senate Committee on Health approved legislation to mandate parity in health insurance for mental illness and substance abuse, citizens whose desires to try crystal meth or crack cocaine were deterred by high insurance costs, such as emergency room visits, group counseling and anti-addiction medication, will now be able to freely explore the wonders of Boy George’s medicine cabinet.

I remember vividly my mother’s stern words against drugs when I was seven years old: “Jack, just say no. Do you have any idea what kind of premiums meth-heads pay?”


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4 Responses to “Can’t wait to try heroin”

  1. Emily Says:

    I see the stress of the holiday season has finally gotten to you. Back away from the ‘nog, man!

  2. I'm not giving my name to a machine Says:

    Could do without the obvious sarcasm, Jack.

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