Former Opinion Page Editor Sam Clegg told The Sconz that his time spent abroad in Grenoble, France has been stained by what he calls the “worst food on the face of the earth.”
In a press release titled “Fuck French Food,” Clegg expressed regret for not having packed more ham and cheese sandwiches for the 4 and a half month stay in the Alpine city.
Clegg, was a vociferous opponent of the Olive Garden during his time at the Herald, said his experience in France has made him re-think his position on the popular Italian-style chain. “The Olive Garden is unnecessary in a land with so many options – Applebee’s, Chili’s, TGI Friday’s – just to name a few. But I am confident when I say that if the Olive Garden came to this godforsaken land, I’d spend every goddamn Euro penny on those all-you-can-eat spaghetti dishes. And what I’d give to eat some salad that isn’t sprayed with pesticides at the dinner table!”